"Weird Al" Yankovic

If the first song here, "The Touch" sounds vaguely familiar, it's because the tune was immortalized by the amphetamine addled voice of Dirk Diggler (A.K.A. Mark Wahlberg) in the 1997 film Boogie Nights. Remember? It was the song he tracked vocals on before singing "Feel My Heat." The rest of the original 1984 Transformers soundtrack sounds tailored for that one guy everybody knew in high school – the guy with the Zildjian sweatpants and purple headband pulled over Walkman headphones who you'd see strutting down the hall as he played air drums with real drumsticks and fingerless gloves.