Kevin Federline

Federline's debut offers lengthy discussions about tearin' around Hollywood in fast rides, knocking back tequila and stacking Benjamins -- all apparently in answer to the youngster who opens the record by asking, "Grandpa, can you tell me a story about when you were young?" The underpinning of would-be single "America's Most Hated" is unlikely to make a hip-hop purists' playlist, but "Lose Control," (which K-Fed explains as "hip-hop flavor mixed with a little bit of rock 'n' roll") may find an audience with die-hard fans of the man's famous ball and chain.

This reprehensible rap debut finally offers Britney Spears' much-mocked husband a
platform to answer that burning question: Who is the real K-Fed? "I'm looney/All these
model chicks want to do me"; "I'm the pimp of all pimps"; "I come tight with every rhyme."
Boasts like these go on ad infinitum over fourteen tracks. Federline's rhyme flow is the
opposite of tight: His voice is decidedly Southern, only he clearly pronounces h... More >