Korn

Since Korn has influenced almost as many musicians as Ozzy or Lilith (wait, is Lilith even a real person?), why shouldn't they get their own festival? The 2006 Family Values Tour boasted a roster of serious -- and seriously loud -- alt metal bands, so expect lots of heavy, distorted, chunky guitar riffs, sternum-busting bass lines, anvil-fisted drum smashing and brutally screamed vocals that sound like the pained exorcism of a demonic possession.